I translated stuff! 8D
2010-09-04 02:24 am
School holidays are here! ★
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BOOORED. So I'll attempt at sharing/translating some bits and stuff, again from the old episode of Love Love Aishiteru with V6 as guests (dated 1999.04.10), of which I posted an entry where Sakamoto said Okada was the pet XD
I'll say this first : they're just rough translations, not actually 100% accurate, and this is for my own amusement, basically lol.
My knowledge in Japanese is reeeaaally limited to what I learned through anime, drama, and TV shows; and a little attempt at learning from books and the interwebz. Pleeease please please correct me where there's mistakes 'kay?
Have fun though! ★
They were talking about if there were fights within the group :
Sakamoto : We don't fight much --
Koichi : No way~
Sakamoto : No, srsly. Even if there were fights, it'll be petty ones between me and Inohara. And then those three (Kamisen) would look from the side and laugh like idiots.
Koichi : What kind of fights? Why did you guys laugh?
Ken : Something like...movies? They could fight about movies.
Nagano : They were fighting about which movies are more interesting, then they broke it up. After that, Inohara went for a bath -- and he felt like apologizing immediately, so he straight away wrapped himself with a towel, while dripping wet, went to Sakamoto and said, "Sakamoto-kun, I'm sorry!"
Koichi : No way~
Sakamoto : No, srsly. Even if there were fights, it'll be petty ones between me and Inohara. And then those three (Kamisen) would look from the side and laugh like idiots.
Koichi : What kind of fights? Why did you guys laugh?
Ken : Something like...movies? They could fight about movies.
Nagano : They were fighting about which movies are more interesting, then they broke it up. After that, Inohara went for a bath -- and he felt like apologizing immediately, so he straight away wrapped himself with a towel, while dripping wet, went to Sakamoto and said, "Sakamoto-kun, I'm sorry!"
And then Inocchi talked about who changed the most in V6 :
Inocchi : The one who changed the most would be Okada.
Okada : Eh?
Inocchi : Okada is probably the most adult-like.
Koichi : Oh really?
Okada : *does the creepy stalker grin* You're just playing, right~ How am I the most adult-like?
Inocchi : ...um, uh...I'm just saying that though...

Okada : *wtf-face*
Inocchi : But but -- his face changed greatly too!
Ken : -- basically his appearance changed :D
Okada : Personality-wise, talk more about personality-wise =_=;
Inocchi : He's probably the most composed of us.
Ken : He's sorta at his own pace, somewhat :3
Inocchi : He certainly is.
Koichi : I see -- let's talk about Go now, eh -- so normally Go...
Inocchi : Oi you, come on, talk! [ Go hasn't talked at all since the show started haha! ]
Koichi : So what's your role in V6?
Tsuyoshi : You're not just a spectator, right? There's even a drink for you there.
Nagano : [he talked about Go but I can't quite understand it; there's a part where he said Go did something that has to do with these sound effects : "Ohayo! *BAM*"-kinda talk, so yeah XD]
Ken : He laughs the most out of us, doesn't he?
Inocchi : Yeah, he laughs --
Ken : He goes like 'uhyohyohyo uhyohyohyo' XD [ imitating Go's high-pitched laugh LOOOL ]

Inocchi : [ He said something like Go's an 'always gives a response'-type of person; kind of. Not accurate, but it's somewhere along that line, I think. ] Like, when we're in a car together, and everyone's sleepy, I'd try my best to talk non-stop --
Ken : 'Try my best?' What the heck was that?! XD
Koichi : You tried your best?! 8D
Inocchi : I meant, I meant -- I wanted to hype everyone up, by singing songs and stuff, you know; and even though everyone would end up sleeping, Go, who's also on the verge of sleeping, would always manage to reply back, saying things like : "Ehehe...that's interesting..." :D
Go : *does a quick look down with a 'stop-it-Inocchi-you're-talking-too-much'-air around him*
Nagano : -- and the one who always has to join in the singing is Okada. We'd be : "Okada, JOIN IN."
Okada : It's always like this! Even during the concerts and everyone's tired, I'd be told : "Okada, you're gonna sing."
Okada : Eh?
Inocchi : Okada is probably the most adult-like.
Koichi : Oh really?
Okada : *does the creepy stalker grin* You're just playing, right~ How am I the most adult-like?
Inocchi : ...um, uh...I'm just saying that though...

Okada : *wtf-face*
Inocchi : But but -- his face changed greatly too!
Ken : -- basically his appearance changed :D
Okada : Personality-wise, talk more about personality-wise =_=;
Inocchi : He's probably the most composed of us.
Ken : He's sorta at his own pace, somewhat :3
Inocchi : He certainly is.
Koichi : I see -- let's talk about Go now, eh -- so normally Go...
Inocchi : Oi you, come on, talk! [ Go hasn't talked at all since the show started haha! ]
Koichi : So what's your role in V6?
Tsuyoshi : You're not just a spectator, right? There's even a drink for you there.
Nagano : [he talked about Go but I can't quite understand it; there's a part where he said Go did something that has to do with these sound effects : "Ohayo! *BAM*"-kinda talk, so yeah XD]
Ken : He laughs the most out of us, doesn't he?
Inocchi : Yeah, he laughs --
Ken : He goes like 'uhyohyohyo uhyohyohyo' XD [ imitating Go's high-pitched laugh LOOOL ]

Inocchi : [ He said something like Go's an 'always gives a response'-type of person; kind of. Not accurate, but it's somewhere along that line, I think. ] Like, when we're in a car together, and everyone's sleepy, I'd try my best to talk non-stop --
Ken : 'Try my best?' What the heck was that?! XD
Koichi : You tried your best?! 8D
Inocchi : I meant, I meant -- I wanted to hype everyone up, by singing songs and stuff, you know; and even though everyone would end up sleeping, Go, who's also on the verge of sleeping, would always manage to reply back, saying things like : "Ehehe...that's interesting..." :D
Go : *does a quick look down with a 'stop-it-Inocchi-you're-talking-too-much'-air around him*
Nagano : -- and the one who always has to join in the singing is Okada. We'd be : "Okada, JOIN IN."
Okada : It's always like this! Even during the concerts and everyone's tired, I'd be told : "Okada, you're gonna sing."
Then comes the Love Love no Mono (kinda like 'Favorite Stuff') segment :
[ On screen : a picture of umeboshi; pickled plums. ]
Ken : Whose is this?! Umeboshi -- ?!
Sakamoto : *raises hand* I LOVE pickled plums, srsly. Go likes them too, right?
Go : Yep, I like em too.
Koichi : Why pickled plums?
Sakamoto : They're good for the body...and they taste good.
Inocchi : I can't eat them though...if I do then my stomach would hurt later. Because it's not eel... [ ...heh? ]
[ Then Takuro-san somehow got caught up in the eel-talk and he laughs like he never did before X'D ]
Takuro-san : This kind of person exists, eh -- ? "Because it's not eel" X'DDD
Ken : Whose is this?! Umeboshi -- ?!
Sakamoto : *raises hand* I LOVE pickled plums, srsly. Go likes them too, right?
Go : Yep, I like em too.
Koichi : Why pickled plums?
Sakamoto : They're good for the body...and they taste good.
Inocchi : I can't eat them though...if I do then my stomach would hurt later. Because it's not eel... [ ...heh? ]
[ Then Takuro-san somehow got caught up in the eel-talk and he laughs like he never did before X'D ]
Takuro-san : This kind of person exists, eh -- ? "Because it's not eel" X'DDD
Inocchi then asked Koichi and Tsuyoshi about what do they drink during concerts :
Tsuyochi : Me? Orange juice.
Koichi : Sports drinks.
Ken : [ points to Go ] This guy drinks carbonated drinks.
Inocchi : He'd go like GAAAN *= drinking a lot of*, the gassy drinks, drinkuing them -- ah -- [ Inocchi accidentally speaks weirdly here; in the show he said "nomenai", which I suppose is another, weirder way to say 'drink'; moreover, he said the "-nai" part so super-western-like XD ]
Tsuyoshi : There's a gaijin here, a gaijin XD
[ everyone imitates Inocchi's 'gaijin'-talk X3 ]
Koichi : Plus, it's not drinkuing; it's drinking X'D [ "It's not 'nomenai', right; it should be 'nomitai'" was what Koichi said -- I have no idea how 'nomenai' and 'nomitai' are different though, haha... ]
Ken : Everyone's different, eh.
Koichi : Okada, what do you drink?
Okada : Me...I wonder what -- ah, oolong tea --
Tsuyoshi : What are you, an idiot?
Okada : -- what the? That's normal -- !! [ apparently bullying Okada is their favorite thing to do XD ]
Koichi : Sports drinks.
Ken : [ points to Go ] This guy drinks carbonated drinks.
Inocchi : He'd go like GAAAN *= drinking a lot of*, the gassy drinks, drinkuing them -- ah -- [ Inocchi accidentally speaks weirdly here; in the show he said "nomenai", which I suppose is another, weirder way to say 'drink'; moreover, he said the "-nai" part so super-western-like XD ]
Tsuyoshi : There's a gaijin here, a gaijin XD
[ everyone imitates Inocchi's 'gaijin'-talk X3 ]
Koichi : Plus, it's not drinkuing; it's drinking X'D [ "It's not 'nomenai', right; it should be 'nomitai'" was what Koichi said -- I have no idea how 'nomenai' and 'nomitai' are different though, haha... ]
Ken : Everyone's different, eh.
Koichi : Okada, what do you drink?
Okada : Me...I wonder what -- ah, oolong tea --
Tsuyoshi : What are you, an idiot?
Okada : -- what the? That's normal -- !! [ apparently bullying Okada is their favorite thing to do XD ]
It's the Gacha Gacha Machine time! ♪
[ It's the machine where you get a random stuff in an egg-shaped case :3 For this segment, instead of random prizes, there are questions for the guests. ]
Koichi : Let's have Okada pick a question, then.
Tsuyoshi : Do you know how to turn that thing?
Okada : *does the 'I'm-not-that-stupid'-look* Yes I do ~ .
Koichi : -- hai, here's a question : "Who's the most like an old lady?" [ kinda like a granny-type behavior, you know. ]


Everyone : Eh old lady...?
Inocchi : By just looking, then it's Nagano-kun >:D
Ken : [ I didn't get it, but he said something about going shopping lol. ]
Inocchi : You know, his grandmother looks exactly like him! :D
Ken : But we've never met his mom, though.
Inocchi : [ Didn't get it too, but it has to do with donuts...wait, WHAT? ]
Go : [ ...I think he said 'sushi' -- I have no idea nemore XD ]
Sakamoto : But if V6 is to be likened to a family, then I'm the dad, and he's the mom, and that's the oldest son, the second son, the third son, and that's the pet.


Tsuyoshi : Do you know how to turn that thing?
Okada : *does the 'I'm-not-that-stupid'-look* Yes I do ~ .
Koichi : -- hai, here's a question : "Who's the most like an old lady?" [ kinda like a granny-type behavior, you know. ]


Everyone : Eh old lady...?
Inocchi : By just looking, then it's Nagano-kun >:D
Ken : [ I didn't get it, but he said something about going shopping lol. ]
Inocchi : You know, his grandmother looks exactly like him! :D
Ken : But we've never met his mom, though.
Inocchi : [ Didn't get it too, but it has to do with donuts...wait, WHAT? ]
Go : [ ...I think he said 'sushi' -- I have no idea nemore XD ]
Sakamoto : But if V6 is to be likened to a family, then I'm the dad, and he's the mom, and that's the oldest son, the second son, the third son, and that's the pet.


Okada : *why am I the pet...?*
Inocchi : It's like, from these two -- we were born from them.
Nagano : I gave birth to these -- ?! *palmface*


Sakamoto : *uber-LOL-face*
Koichi : Then these three [ Inocchi Ken Go ] are the three siblings? The three dango siblings :D [ dango is Japanese dumplings, usually served 3 - 4 pieces on a stick :3 ]
Inocchi : Dango siblings ~ ?!
Ken : You DO look dango-ish! XD
Inocchi : What the -- why am I a dango?!
Ken : [ makes a motion like skewering a dumpling onto a stick, and motioning that his head's shape is also like a dango lolwut XD ]
Inocchi : That's the first time someone said I look like a dango -- .
Koichi : Takuro-san looks like a dango too :D
Ken : [ makes a motion like skewering a dumpling onto a stick, and motioning that his head's shape is also like a dango lolwut XD ]
Inocchi : That's the first time someone said I look like a dango -- .
Koichi : Takuro-san looks like a dango too :D
The next part is the song segment, where they said they would perform an old Matchy song.
Inocchi : [ he talked about how when they first formed, the older three, Tonisen, sang this song, and Kamisen were kinda like giving a message? Or were given a message, I don't get it. But the point is, they performed this song before :3 ]
Sakamoto : At that time, Go cried.
Go : I cried.
Koichi : [ kinda like asking what made him cry, I guess? ]
Go : It's...paa. *= tears suddenly falling down, kind of; I think XD* [ WTF Go, is it so hard to talk...?! ]
Koichi : Ohhh I see. [ and don't play along, Koichi! Make him answer properlyyy -- !! ]
Sakamoto : After that, Okada cried too, didn't you?
Okada : Me?
Go : At that time, that was eye ointment, right, Okada?
Ken : *super ecstatic XD*
Okada : *grinned and made motions like dropping eye ointment into his eyes lol X3*
Sakamoto : At that time, Go cried.
Go : I cried.
Koichi : [ kinda like asking what made him cry, I guess? ]
Go : It's...paa. *= tears suddenly falling down, kind of; I think XD* [ WTF Go, is it so hard to talk...?! ]
Koichi : Ohhh I see. [ and don't play along, Koichi! Make him answer properlyyy -- !! ]
Sakamoto : After that, Okada cried too, didn't you?
Okada : Me?
Go : At that time, that was eye ointment, right, Okada?
Ken : *super ecstatic XD*
Okada : *grinned and made motions like dropping eye ointment into his eyes lol X3*
-- haaai the end! :D Unexpectedly, this was fun :3
This is the first time I tried to translate stuff so seriously haha! Maa ne it's just amusement, so don't take them seriously przkthx XD Oh and, if anyone who
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